Modesh must die

Forget people cutting you up or flashing their lights in the fast lane. For me the single biggest thing that makes my blood boil over and sends me into a raging expletive throwing maniac is that stupid yellow maggot. I don't know what it is about him that is provoking such reactions inside me, but every time I see a large Modesh on the side of the road, I am suddenly hit with a desire to drive my car head first into him causing as much grevious bodily harm as possible.

3 months of opressive heat and boredom coupled with growing Modesh fatigue as the summer wears on are enough to drive anyone insane.

This is why I am offering a plea to the powers that be: Please don't make it any worse for the thousands of sufferers out there just like me. Please don't make him a year round attraction.